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Post by Captain Nemo on Jun 26, 2009 8:42:44 GMT -5
It was reported he ate a nine year old weiner. His last words "Take me to the Children's hospital!"
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Post by Manuel Ovarida on Jun 26, 2009 15:36:25 GMT -5
Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died on the same day? the 70's: every boy had a poster of Farrah on their bedroom wall. the 90's: fairy boys wanted to spend a night in Michaels' four poster bed. Farrah married Lee Majors. Michael was majorlee wierd.
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Post by Manuel Ovarida on Jul 21, 2009 8:58:39 GMT -5
When Farrah arrived at the pearly gates the gatekeeper said "as a reward for leading such a honest life I will grant you one wish" Being the selfless person she is she replied "I would only wish that all the innocent children of the world be protected" An hour later Michael Jackson died.
Sadly Casper the friendly ghost was sexually assaulted a short time later.
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Post by Manuel Ovarida on Jul 21, 2009 9:01:25 GMT -5
Hey did you hear about the new sandwich at McDonalds? It's called the McJackson. 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
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